Football Jokes
I’ve been sent a couple of good ones recently so here they are. Please add yours on to the comments here. The best ones will be added to the main page. Breaking News: Hearts striker Christian Nade has been diagnosed with MRSA, the flesh eating disease. Doctors have given the fat bastard 40 years to...
Hearts wind up youth training
Hearts have started to wind up their youth development training due to lack of funds. The Jambos, whose financial problems have been well documented and long running are unable to afford to continue some training sessions. Kids whose training sessions should have started this week have been sent home after being told that the sessions...
The Christian Nadé Goal Challenge
It is now 645 735 750 773 809 876 935 playing minutes since Christian Nadé scored a league goal. Hearts’ Christian Nade’s Wikipedia page has been the victim of some appalling vandalism over the last couple of days. The entry for the rotund, talent bereft striker’s full name was changed to Christian Steak Bake Nade...
Anthony Stokes Signs for Hibs
Hibs have signed Anthony Stokes from Sunderland. Apparently there will be a press conference tomorrow to make the announcement.
It’s been widely rumoured since Yogi arrived at the club that Stokes would return to play for him after an uneventful spell down south. Stokes signed for Sunderland for around £2 million so you’d have to figure...
