Paul The Octopus Gets His Monument
The memorial for Paul the Octopus was unveiled today to throngs of press, photogs and grieving Germans.
Though it might seamlessly meld into the opulent landscape of ancient Xanadu, the replica World Cup trophy featuring octopus is quite the cheeky l...
Paul The Octopus Gets A Shrine
Paul the Octopus is, at this point, nothing short of immortal. The octopus that will not die could not die, even if he chose to do so, as there’s simply too much money to be made on an endearing mollusk medium.
The latest in a long line of postmortem reminders that Paul is everything that Vegas...
World Cup, Vuvuzelas & Paul Took Twitter By Storm
As Twitter continues is systemic destruction of the English language, the entity is sucking in the masses like some sort of evil vortex – so don’t drink the Kool-Aid or eat the McInformation.
A prime target this year was the World Cup, with substantial collateral damage done as it felled both the big boy, the...
Paul The Octopus Is Dead, But He Will Not Die.
That’s reportedly the movie poster for the upcoming film about Paul’s life. A conveniently intriguing conspiracy theory has erupted from those surrounding the film, indicating that Paul did not die over Sunday evening, but on July 9th, two days before the world cup. These are the type of people who stumble around in foil helmets,...
RIP Paul the Octopus
Paul the Octopus, who rose to fame by correctly predicted eight World Cup matches, died in his aquarium tank in Oberhausen, Germany.
Paul was 2 1/2 years old, which is apparently old for an octopus, and died of natural causes.
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Paul The Octopus Passes Away (2008-2010)
One day you will be asked: Where were you when you heard Paul the Octopus had died?
The clear superstar of this past summer’s World Cup has passed away in his sleep of natural causes, which is a bit vague for an octopus, since “natural causes” for most sea creatures includes “something bigger than it”.
Perhaps...
Paul the Octopus will predict no more…
Paul the Octopus, he of the famous World Cup predictinos, is now an ex-cephalopod. He has ceased to be.
The Summer’s Next Blockbuster: “Kill Paul Octopus”
Between being named the honorary friend of a Spanish town which holds an annual octopus festival and Russian betting syndicates attempting to purchase his special powers, Paul’s plate is getting rather full. Not just of mollusks, but of opportunities the most limelight-hungry celebrity could only dream of.
So clearly he doesn’t have time right now...
The Summer’s Biggest Transfer Target: Paul the Octopus.
What, you thought he was done? Never. Paul is in demand; hell, Paul is demand.
In a move befitting their footballing counterparts, the Madrid zoo has inquired about Paul’s services and launched a transfer saga of Jules Verne-esque proportions. Florentino Perez was reportedly overheard yelling “we must have that octopus!” during the final celebrations, and fired...
Say Goodbye to Paul the Octopus, He’s Now Retired
If you paid any attention at all to World Cup 2010, you’ll be familiar with Paul the Octopus from the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany, who correctly predicted all seven of Germany’s World Cup results, plus the winner of the World Cup final. The method was more dinner than science based, as Paul picked...
