Bad Twin
Travel back in time almost 16 years exactly and jump across the pond to Caeser’s Palace in Las Vegas and you will find yourself at Wrestlemania IX, one of the greatest events in the history of sports entertainment. Why is this relevant you might just...
Do You Want Chips With That, Love?
Manchester United are so relaxed these days that, rather than actually make their players train during the week, they allow them to just get stoned and appear in the occasional programme for MUTV. While previously this was an egotistical mish-mash of r...
Do You Want Chips With That, Love?
Manchester United are so relaxed these days that, rather than actually make their players train during the week, they allow them to just get stoned and appear in the occasional programme for MUTV. While previously this was an egotistical mish-mash of r...
Sit Down. Shut Up.
The football world is going increasingly mad. When you go to a game these days you can’t stand up, you can’t drink, you can’t smoke, and now apparently at Middlesbrough, you can’t actually make any noise. At Saturday’s bore draw with Wigan, s...
Sit Down. Shut Up.
The football world is going increasingly mad. When you go to a game these days you can’t stand up, you can’t drink, you can’t smoke, and now apparently at Middlesbrough, you can’t actually make any noise. At Saturday’s bore draw with Wigan, s...
Remove Dignity Before Entering
Sometimes the focus on football-related stories on STT gets a bit lost, but please excuse the somewhat tenuous connection here and instead just wallow in a truly amusing story of low self-esteem and pathetic prostitution. You might recognise ex-Big Bro...
Cover Up. Please.
In case you haven’t realised by now, the Rooney family are a pretty classy bunch. Current STT favourite is cousin Natalie who soared into the public consciousness with a not-at-all-inappropriate bit of flashing at Coleen’s glamorous 21st birth...
I’ll Cut You First Blud
You don’t need me to tell you El-Hadji Diouf is nasty piece of work, and the cynical amongst you will probably suggest that his quick-fire move from Sunderland to Blackburn last week might’ve been predicated on some kind of falling out with the Ma...
I’ll Cut You First Blud
You don’t need me to tell you El-Hadji Diouf is nasty piece of work, and the cynical amongst you will probably suggest that his quick-fire move from Sunderland to Blackburn last week might’ve been predicated on some kind of falling out with the Ma...
Italian TV is Great
So it’s a pretty tough gig being England manager. Sure expectations are high but ultimately everyone knows we’re going to fail, so in reality there isn’t really that much pressure. Oh, you also get more than 300 days off a year, and those 60-...
Not Exactly One to Bite His Tongue
Over the last fortnight we have seen an almost unprecedented media circus surrounding Manchester City and AC Milan’s Ricky Kaka. What has been strange though is the unusual silence emanating from Citeh’s most famous supporter, Noel Gallagher...
Not Exactly One to Bite His Tongue
Over the last fortnight we have seen an almost unprecedented media circus surrounding Manchester City and AC Milan’s Ricky Kaka. What has been strange though is the unusual silence emanating from Citeh’s most famous supporter, Noel Gallagher...

