Are You Ready for #LAvRSL? The Galaxy Sure as Hell Are
Sweet Cobi Jones' ghost the promos for the #LAvRSL match are sexier than a couple of MFers. Even Bruce Arena looks like a badass. Can. Not. Wait.
Expansion & The Aging Italian
Should the Impact place their maiden MLS voyage in the hands of the elderly? One Montreal writer dares to brave the icy, Italian-flavored waters of the DP dilemma and what it could mean for the 2012 expansion side if they dare to splash the cash on a s...
NSR: Amy Winehouse + Nas "Like Smoke"
Last night Funkmaster Flex debuted the soon-to-be released Amy Winehouse - Nas collabo "Like Smoke" and it is fire. Straight, hot, Camden-to-Queensbridge fire. Makes me remember how much I'm going to miss her voice and just how ill(matic) Nas can be wh...
KC v COL: The Mixtape
When I watch this clip I can't help but think that the visual makes people want to score goals against a club they hate while the music makes people want to score ecstasy at a club in Vegas. That's possibly the most Deadspinish thing I have ever writte...
Luke Rodgers Would Like to Behead You
Apparently beheading is still "a thing" among the English. Or at least that's the impression RBNY's Luke Rodgers gave when he almost Ned Stark-ed a lady with pitchside seats at the HDC tonight.Look how close that ball is to the side of her head. She co...
Robbie Rogers: Player, Clothier, Model
With his season over and his future in Columbus somewhat uncertain, Robbie Rogers has got to find some other sh*t to do with his time. Things like being a clothing mogul/male model with the Halsey line. Sure hope he doesn't get to beefing with Hansel; ...
The Don x Sporting Kansas City
The Don was in KC for last night's playoff match and used his now-traditional pressbox scrum to testify to all that is good and holy about the rebirth of the Kansas City franchise. This is good...I like that it's not me for once.As much as I love what'...
Damn-Near Every Afro-Germerican™ Called Up
Damn y'all. U.S. Soccer just went in on the Afro-Germericans™. Between the senior and U-23 callups there are 10 of 'em ready to suit up for the Yanks. Crazy. This has to be the biggest piece of Afro-German news since Milli (or was it Vanilli?) passed...
Former MetroStar Diego Serna Returns to New York
And when I say "New York", I mean New York State. And when I say "returns" I mean playing indoor soccer upstate. Which isn't totally bad because A) there is a good beer garden in Albany and B) he's not "upstate" which in NYC hood parlance means "he's i...
Cosmos Experiencing Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
This landed in my inbox last night:Management Update from the New York Cosmos ...
Photo of the Day: Death to CJ
This was the scene last night at LIVESTRONG Sporting Park after CJ Sapong put the Rapids' chances of advancing to the Conference finals all but out of reach. I know it's a celebration shot but it kind of looks like a band of demons have come to drag hi...
Andrew Wiebe x Robb Heineman
Like John Shaft, Sporting Kansas City president Robb Heineman is a complicated man and no one understands him but his woman. That actually might not be true because I actually have no idea if he has a missus or not.That's pretty much the only thing he ...
