Football transfer rumours: Seydou Keita to Liverpool?
Today's fluff would give the job to Roy CropperThe morning after the night before. English football paws clumsily at its pounding head, cracks open a sleepy, hungover eye and asks itself: "Did that really happen?"When, after tipping over and going back...
They think it’s all over … it is meow, as cat invades Anfield pitch
The feline invader who delayed the game at Anfield on Monday night is not the first animal interloper to cause havoc on the pitchThere's a cat on the pitch. Does he think it's all over? It is meow! It says much for the insipid nature of the football at...
Luis Suárez should have been sent off, says Wayne Rooney
• Striker says Uruguayan should have seen red during 0-0 draw• Kenny Dalglish delighted by Suárez's return to first-team actionWayne Rooney took to Twitter on Monday night to say that Luis Suárez should have been sent off on his comeback for Live...
Has a player ever been idolised by a club he has never played for? | The Knowledge
Plus: Strange stadium additions; footballers with degrees (3); and the most prolific scoring streaks ever. Send your questions and answers to knowledge@guardian.co.uk and follow us on Twitter"Has a player ever been idolised by a club that he has never ...
Football transfer rumours: Arsène Wenger to Real Madrid?
Today's blurb has eaten too much porridgeAh, José. Every stop he makes, he makes a new friend. But he can't stay for long, just turn around and he's gone again. Maybe tomorrow, he'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, he'll just keep moving on (Ba-d...
Gary Johnson will find it tough bringing happy days back to Yeovil | John Ashdown
The man who took Yeovil from the Conference to League One has his work cut out now he has returnedGiven his current career trajectory, few groups of fans would have been cheered by the sight of Gary Johnson heading towards the manager's office. But the...
Football transfer rumours: Andy Carroll back to Newcastle?
Today's fluff is covered in a deep layer of cinderThe Mill bought a toaster last winter. At the time it seemed like the bees knees, all shining dials and levers, promising crisp, crunchy slices of breakfast goodness and boasting the capacity to adequat...
The Knowledge | Has anyone ever erected a statue of a player younger than Thierry Henry?
Plus: Did Wayne Rooney score the earliest ever top-flight goal?; a crest myth exposed; and has a journalist ever played for his or her country? Send your questions and answers to knowledge@guardian.co.uk and follow us on Twitter"Has anyone ever erected...
Fulham v Arsenal – as it happened | John Ashdown
Bobby Zamora stuns an out-of-sorts Arsenal with a late winner at Craven CottagePreamble: Afternoon all. Shaken off New Year's Day's hangover have we? Thinking about joining the gym are we? Going to blow the dust of the typewriter and write that novel a...
West Brom v Everton – as it happened | John Ashdown
Victor Anichebe scores late to secure three points for Everton after a scrappy contest at the HawthornsPreamble: Good afternoon and a happy new year to one and all. The Premier League kicks off 2012 with the at-frst-glance-not-particularly-mouthwaterin...
Michael Dawson returns to full training at Tottenham
• Central defender has been out since August with achilles injury• 'It felt great to be out there … It's been a difficult few months'Michael Dawson has given Tottenham Hotspur and Harry Redknapp a post-Christmas boost by returning to full trainin...
